Relationship is No Boat, Not Amish, & Not Run with Batons

a fluid transfer, a sloppo de la moppo, a game with red Solo cups,

a forehead of bangs that fight the eyelashes, a deaf ear for advice,

two locks with four wrong keys, an idea polluted, a quilt with doghair,

bisque chicken statue (not a soup), a mapquest, a riddle, an oar that

once splintered and was reshaped, rickrack on cardboard skeins,

the skin at the fold of your neck. A word scramble that spells out

Recipe for A Happy Anniversary.